| Excerpts from the episode "Succubus," season three of South Park. This is Chef's parents telling about their adventures with the Loch Ness Monster. |

A Ballerina and a Horse A Ballerina and a Thoroughbred HorseA Ballerina and a Horse by ~NatalieBee
"Teach your horse how to do ballet."
". . . No."
"You have to, you're a ballerina."
"Fuck you."
"If you don't, the communists win!"
"Then you'll have to get your hotdogs somewhere else."
"Noooo, without hotdogs the Deathstar will explode!"
"I'm telling you, he wants to be a ball player."
