|Excerpts from the episode "Succubus," season three of South Park. This is Chef's parents telling about their adventures with the Loch Ness Monster.|
A Ballerina and a Horse A Ballerina and a Thoroughbred HorseA Ballerina and a Horse by NatalieBee
"Teach your horse how to do ballet."
". . . No."
"You have to, you're a ballerina."
"If you don't, the communists win!"
"Then you'll have to get your hotdogs somewhere else."
"Noooo, without hotdogs the Deathstar will explode!"
"I'm telling you, he wants to be a ball player."
Francis just got a new pair of ballet shoes. They were totally dope, with the cardboard in the toes. "Hey guy check out my new foot gear I got them on the internet isn't that BOSS?" she would say.
"NO YOU HAVE TO WEAR LEAD SHOES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE," her instructor would say.
"Well fuck t