|Excerpts from the episode "Succubus," season three of South Park. This is Chef's parents telling about their adventures with the Loch Ness Monster.|
A Ballerina and a Horse A Ballerina and a Thoroughbred HorseA Ballerina and a Horse by NatalieBee
"Teach your horse how to do ballet."
". . . No."
"You have to, you're a ballerina."
"If you don't, the communists win!"
"Then you'll have to get your hotdogs somewhere else."
"Noooo, without hotdogs the Deathstar will explode!"
"I'm telling you, he wants to be a ball player."
Francis just got a new pair of ballet shoes. They were totally dope, with the cardboard in the toes. "Hey guy check out my new foot gear I got them on the internet isn't that BOSS?" she would say.
"NO YOU HAVE TO WEAR LEAD SHOES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE," her instructor would say.
"Well fuck t
Odyssey II with Clive BarkerFAQOdyssey II with Clive Barker by techgnotic
Collaborate, Publish, Write & Illustrate
CliveBarker starts us off with the Prologue for Odyssey II and selects the submissions for the final books. The ultimate creative challenge to produce the ultimate deviantART book.
All Guided with the Spectral Hand of Clive Barker.
Every Friday Lit submissions for the current chapter close - Chosen chapter revealed
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